The Sicness

As everyone knows, the 2001-2012 NBA season has yet to start and as of now may not be played at all.  As an avid basketball fan this has me pissed off, so I set out to find the real reason that the NBA season is cancelled and I believe I have dug up the ‘dirt’… literally.  Not much of the happenings during the negotiations between the Players Union and the League is being spoke about outside of closed doors because of a hush order from NBA Commissioner David Stern so most people, myself included assume that this is simply just the players and team owners wanting more money… But it’s not and I’m ready to blow the real story wide open.

Dirty Cheerleaders

Dirty Cheerleaders!!!  That’s right, nasty ass dirty cheerleaders spreading who knows what all over the court multiple times a game.  All the players are wanting is extra money in the form of hazard pay.  And in truth, I don’t blame them.  Pictured to the left is a cheerleaders who will remain nameless due to HIPPA that is suffering from anal leakage and instead of staying home until the current bout passed she chose to stay and cheer, bounce up and down the court spreading her legs wide and doing the splits.  After further research, I have learned that 7 players started suffering from anal leakage only a few hours after the game.  1 unnamed player spread it to 3 different girlfriends before becoming aware.  After viewing the video footage, all three ladies got it from him in a wild group romp back at his house.  1 ref, a time keeper and the towel boy also were affected

The effects of just this one incident have been massive.  1 player is now getting divorced and will have to pay both alimony and child support.  Another player no longer has set girlfriends in each city and has had to resort to escort services… the kinky things he is into cost him a bit more then usual as well.  The towel boys family is also suing everyone, citing death of the family dog due to anal leakage as a emotional money grabbing string.  Everyone from the players and team to the guy who collects the parking money is being sued and is having to come out of pocket for ‘other’ expenses.  Maybe a little hazard pay is due to these men who play games for our entertainment.

I urge every NBA and sports fan in general to rally around there teams and players and demand hazard pay and the removal of dirty cheerleaders who spread filth around the stadiums.  If you have never suffered from a bout of anal leakage then consider yourself lucky, I have and it’s not a pretty site and it hurts to sit down.  We must as people band together and do our best to put a stop to anal leakage and bring back the NBA season and it’s players to all it’s glory.

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