The Sicness http://www.thesicness.com Life Is A Disease... Deal With It Sat, 04 Feb 2012 02:09:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fashion Fails http://www.thesicness.com/139/fashion-fails/ http://www.thesicness.com/139/fashion-fails/#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 02:09:44 +0000 Sic http://www.thesicness.com/?p=139 Fashion fails… how can you not laugh, scratch your head and wonder just what in the fuck were these people thinking before they left the house.  The majority of the epic fashion fails seem to be seen at Wal Mart, this can’t be coincidence.  Do they dress this way in attempts to out-fail other Wal Mart shoppers?  I may not be the most fashionable guy, but shit, I just don’t get it.  Do you?

Bad Ass

Bad Ass

Kung Fu

Kung Fu

Crack Kills

Crack Kills

Cross dressing Cheerleader

Cross dressing Cheerleader

CD Bikini

CD Bikini

Hipster

I'm Your Upgrade

Upgrade

Pretty Woman

Pretty Woman

Flamer

Flamer

 

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Headless Hairdresser

Headless Hairdresser

Baby Got Back

Baby Got Back

Free French Fries

Free French Fries

Friend Zone

Friend Zone

Jersey Snow Bunny

Jersey Snow Bunny

Slutty Friends, We All Have One

Slutty Friends

Flavour Balls

Flavour Balls

Connect The Dots

Connect The Dots

Yummy

Yummy

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Click here to view the video on YouTube.

A true life Ron Burgundy moment as the teleprompter plays a newsroom prank and slips in a extra line that gets read on air before the anchor realized what was going on.

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Self Ownage Cheater Busted

Self Ownage

Shes Cured

She's Cured

What is better then busting a cheater?  When that cheater is busted via self ownage.  Really now, cheating at wheelchair basketball and not even being handicapped, that is pretty low.  I wonder if he was able to outrun them in their chairs?  Behold the miraculous powers of alcohol.  The desperation for the just out of reach vodka somehow caused a reaction inside of her body that allowed her to not only stand, but stretch up high as if she was in awe and praise of magical elixir she is reaching for.  Thank Red Bull for vodka, she is cured.

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Arnold Hoffenager

Arnold Hoffenager

Friendly Racist

Friendly Racist

Sidewalk Brusher

Sidewalk Brusher

Life just wouldn’t be complete without a daily dose of WTF.  What the fuck moments force you to stop and do a double take so you can ensure yourself as to what you just saw.  Quite often these WTF moments lead up to a good laugh along with a head scratch giving you stories to share with your friends later on at the bar.  What would you get if you mixed Arnold Schwarzenegger with David Hasselhoff and kept them with a permanently stuck in the 80′s mindset?  Beware of roid rage and don’t hassle the Hoffenegger.  Have you ever met a friendly racist?  Well, the owner of this vehicle appears to be one.  I’m not really sure how it works but whatever floats his boat.  Keeping the sidewalks clean is a tough job, not so much because of the work but more of the uniform and the tools of the trade.  I think this is one job I would definitely pass on.

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