The Sicness

Everyone knows that any girl with a lower back tattoo, also known as a tramp stamp is a easy and for sure thing right? While this of course isn’t always true, there is a well to tell sometimes. A lot of it lies within the actual tattoo itself. Don’t fall prey to the fake tramp with the follow the leader shit that she and her 2 bff’s got at the same time. Some sort of matching small heart or fairy. Please note a large fairy is a much more encouraging sign, in fact the larger the piece the more likely that she is ready to be bent over and ridden like a donkey.

Be wary of ladies with writing on them, I’m not talking about a name be it a ex or child’s, but more of sayings such as trust no man or even encouragement such as fuck me harder. Now you may think that the last example is a sure thing your going to get some, and please believe… you are going to be ball deep in that ass this very night, but the thing is, no matter how hard you think you’re pounding her you will never come close to that one time when she got ripped apart and fucked into the emergency room.

Now, if you ever see this girl in a room, at a party, the beach or hell even McDonalds… Just walk up to her tap her on the shoulder and she will bend over ready for you to slide in and take her on the spot. She doesn’t care to know your name or to even hear your voice unless it’s to say on your knees and swallow bitch. Make sure your dick is hard and you’re ready to go when you tap that shoulder, any failure in performance will result in her standing up and walking away leaving you embarrassed with a floppy dick in hand.

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