Unreleased Too Short Song Porno Bitch

Legendary rapper and all around pimp Too Short is about to drop yet another album and is allowing the viral marketing of this hot track from the album.  Porno Bitch will be released soon on iTunes and on the newest album Still Blowin’ and is allowed for early download with permission from Too Short.  Famed celeb sex tape broker KB helped to write the lyrics to the song, and it was first available on the ever sexy Aaliyah Love’s website, listen for her name in the song.

too short – Still Blowin – Porno Bitch

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Too Short Players Ball 2006

Too Short Players Ball 2006

Above… Too Short at Las Vegas Players Ball, 2006 After winning pimp of the year.  Pictured… Sic (myself), Blanked out of courtesy… she knows who she is, Vivid Babe Lia 19, Too Short, Derrick M.

Too Short, Las Vegas Players Ball 2008

Too Short, Las Vegas Players Ball 2008

Too Short, Las Vegas Players Ball 2008 pictured with Carmencita and Vikki

Rape Is Not A Joke

Rape is not a joke… It’s a appliance company in Norcross Georgia. I shit you not, Bob Rape (his actual last name) decided in poor taste to use his last name as the name of his appliance company.  And get this, Rape is authorized, his truck even says so…

Rape Appliance Company

Rape Appliance Company

I have also discovered during my research for this article that you can buy Rape in the box.  So far I have only been able to locate in 40lbs packages.  What exactly is 40lbs of rape?  What if I only need 10lbs, can I safely store the rest of the rape for later use?

40 lbs of rape in a box

40 lbs of rape in a box

Sluts Running Wild

The Onion reports on breaking news of a VH1 bus crash that has spilled many sluts, setting them free to cause havoc on the streets…


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

The Jersey Shore

OK… So maybe I’m a bit behind on the times and all the new happenings from around the world, but I have been hearing non stop chatter about the new MTV show The Jersey Shore.  That coupled with all the Hollywood gossip type sites and entertainment TV shows constant making fun of the self described Guido’s and Guidette’s that the show is based on inspired me enough to go ahead and check the show out.  I couldn’t be bothered enough to check the TV schedule to see when it was on, but instead went straight to On Demand, provided by my cable company.  At this time they only had the 1st two episodes available but that was really all I needed to see…

The Jersey Shore

The Jersey Shore

If you have yet to view this monstrosity of a attempt at entertainment which in reality only serves to demean and promote racial stereotypes of East Coast Italian Americans… well in truth, you’re not missing much, but I do suggest you tune in and catch at least one show so that you know what all the funny is about when the show or its cast is featured on various shit.

This recent article from Cracked.com is a great place to start your experience with the show, Daniel O’Brien pretty much breaks the show and its characters down to their bare bones.  So by know, hopefully you at least know that the show involves 4 Guidos and 4 Guidettes staying in a house together on the Jersey Shore, also known as the Seaside Heights area of New Jersey.  So you get 8 fake tanned, steroid pumping, douche bag attitude strangers and put them in one house in one of Americas top party spots.

….  Oh the humanity…

Thank God For Global Warming

For years and years we have been bombarded with news and warnings of global warming, about how we are abusing the earth and ruining it for future generations. Climates are changing, the glaciers and polar ice caps are melting and 1000 years from now the oceans will be over full and begin to flood the land they surround. Absolutely horrible events, I agree and I have never doubted the theories surrounding global warming and all the damage that will eventually be caused. Although, I also feel that the human race is not the cause for this warming phenomenon, I mean pick up a history book and read about the ice age that ruled the planet thousands of years ago. I mean, looking back it seems that the shifting climate is just another one of those things that happen all on its own… Earthquakes, volcano’s forming new islands ect….

Anyways let us get to the point here, I now have undeniable proof of global warming and its most positive impact on society in the last 150 years. Yes I did say positive impact…

Thank God For Global Warming

As you can see, global warming has truly had a positive effect on the size and area covered by ladies panties.  So I sit here and as I type this out, I thank god for global warming.

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