The Sicness

Big Ang

Posted by Sic on May 10th, 2012

I was channel surfing today when my TV screen was filled with what I can only describe as a post-op tranny whose surgery went bad. Naturally I was intrigued and learned her name is Big Ang, WTF is a Big Ang? I guess I was watching a VH1 reality show called Mob Wives and Big Ang is a personality on the show. Out of curiosity I watched the show for a few minutes as was treated to a group of mob connected women yelling and drinking, all of whom are friends with a tranny that resembles a gorilla. As part of my journalistic due diligence, I did a quick google on Big Ang, from all accounts Big Ang apparently truly is female and was born female whose real name is Angela Raiola from Staten Island.

Big Ang

Big Ang Bikini

Big Ang As Marilyn

I don’t know, That Marilyn Monroe photo has me still leaning towards post-op tranny but I’ll let you be the judge. Big Ang is a rising star and her personality is so popular that VH1 has already signed her to her own spin off show that will be centered around her and the bar she owns in Staten Island, The Drunken Monkey. I will have to check back in on this Mob Wives show as I did see some hotness and bouncing cleavage everywhere, hopefully it’s not as basic as Jersey Shore.

Techno Viking Internet Legend

Posted by Sic on May 10th, 2012

The Techno Viking and the video of him dancing through the streets of Berlin at the Fuck Parade in 2000 made the mystery techno dancing Viking man a instant internet celebrity. The Techno Viking Dance Video has been viewed millions of times and even earned him a dedicated page on Know Your Meme. However with the release of a actual Techno Viking action figure toy, the topless menacing dancer has become a true internet legend.

Techno Viking Action Figure

Some of the original videos that are longer than this one could not be played from You Tube on this post, but can be seen in full there.

American Politics

Posted by Sic on May 9th, 2012

American Politics, what a cluster fuck that has become over the years. Quite often it comes down to a choice of the lesser evil and no matter what nothing ever really seems to happen that benefits only a select few. It’s hard to take any party serious when the loudest and biggest supporters tend to be extremists and the mentally challenged… At least we are provided with plenty of lolz material from all involved. Between people occupying everything, outrageous health bills and the ever growing Lemon Party, we’re all fucked.

Harrison Ford	Political Promises	Fox News
Troll Level President	Jedi Knight Obama	Big Misteak
Hospital Bill	Lemon Party	Lemon Party
Santorum Sucks	True Fact	Covered in Santorum
Just A Bill	Occupy Splash Mountain	Busted system

Photobomb Of The Year

Posted by Sic on May 3rd, 2012

Chris Bosh of the Miami Heat pulls off what may easily be the photobomb of the year as he slyly inserts himself in the after game video interview of teammate LeBron James. The look in Chris Bosh’s eyes as he rises out of nowhere blocking the camera’s view of King LeBron is classic and definitely delivers the lulz. A tip of the hat to Chris Bosh for pulling off a flawless video photobomb.

Chris Bosh Photobomb

Ratchet Girl Anthem

Posted by Sic on April 23rd, 2012

I came across a you tube video of Emmanuel And Phillip Hudson several months back and couldn’t stop laughing, not only at the subject and words but the faces and acting/dancing they put into it all. Even if you’re not a fan of rap and hip hop, I promise you will get a kick out of these brothers and the ratchet girls they speak on that are infesting society world wide. If your not familiar with what a “Ratchet Girl” is, Urban Dictionary defines it as “A madam of the nasty ghetto species”.

Emmanuel And Phillip Hudson You Tube Channel

Emmanuel And Phillip Hudson Official Site

American Pride

Posted by Sic on April 14th, 2012

What is true American Pride? Is it the usually tasty and always fattening treats we can get at McDonalds, Super Sized? Or is the freedom and somewhat private life that would allow us to FAP everyday of the year? How about the ability to add more of what we like to things that we already like, Xzibit has truly shown us the way… Yo Dawg, Xzibit heard your truck broke down, so he sent a tow truck to tow another truck that’s towing the truck that’s towing your truck. You know how he rolls. Perhaps it’s the hot public facilities that we are allowed entrance into?

American Pride	365 Day FAP	Xzibit Tow
Sound Advice	Backwards Cape	Denied
Emo Views	Ex Error	Public Entrance

Easter Bunny Loses His Head

Posted by Sic on April 10th, 2012

The Easter Bunny loses his head live on TV, local children scared for life. What started out as a fun segment for Good Day Sacramento’s morning news show quickly turned to tragedy as the head of the bunny costume the popped off and rolled away while the reporter danced and jumped around. You can hear the pure terror in the kids voice when he cries out “That’s not the Easter Bunny” as the reporter tries to quickly put the bunny head back on. A child’s innocence lost live on TV.

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Waynes First Blow Job

Posted by Sic on April 8th, 2012

Wayne experienced his first blow job a few nights ago and lucky for him he had some good friends there to record the event. Sorry to disappoint most of you as this may not be the type of blow job you’re thinking but rather a girly type mixed drink topped with whip cream normally on drank by ladies and this guy Wayne. I’ll give this Wayne guy a few props for going along with the shot and even trying to do it hands free, shame he had to cheat and grab at the glass.

Party Planning

Posted by Sic on April 4th, 2012

After throwing 100′s of parties and attending 1000′s of them I thought I knew it all, but alas, I am actually a party planning rookie. After years of scrambling around to multiple locations to ensure that I had all supplies needed, I have finally stumbled upon the one store that has it all plus so much more. No worries, I am more than willing to share the ultimate party secret with you… Home Depot. That’s right, Home Depot has all your party needs and all on one isle. My next party is going to be so beyond epic that the word epic shall never be uttered again.

Home Depot Party	Dead End Dreams	Asthma Cigarettes
Maryjane	Too Much Man	Ad Placement
Raper	Attention Prostitutes	Accidental Porn Area

The House Of Chuck Norris

Posted by Sic on April 2nd, 2012

It’s well known that Chuck Norris is one of the baddest motherfuckers alive. but did you know that everything around Chuck Norris also has the power of Chuck Norris? Not even fire can beat him and is destroyed by The House Of Chuck Norris.